Comments on: Very Brief Hiatus http://hootingyard.org/archives/130 A Website by Frank Key Sat, 11 Feb 2012 09:47:36 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Outa_Spaceman http://hootingyard.org/archives/130/comment-page-1#comment-812 Outa_Spaceman Thu, 22 Mar 2007 13:49:46 +0000 http://www.hootingyard.org/?p=130#comment-812 Might I recommend an alternative to the sipping of lemons there by avoiding a distressing Andrew Motion? For many years I have been an advocate of my father's methods for ridding one's self of any bronchial affliction. Pick a star-less night when the wind is from the north (such as it is at the moment) & stand naked on the roof top of your home shouting invocations to St. Blaise for relief of your symptoms. My father found this method to be most effective and lived to be 82 years of age when, during an attack of the snuffles, he slipped from the roof of his hovel on to a recently purchased work of art entitled "Slab of Concrete with Iron Spikes". He'd been startled by the wailing sirens of the local law platoon. They were racing to investigate reports of a naked religious fanatic spraying phlegm over the village rooftops. Might I recommend an alternative to the sipping of lemons there by avoiding a distressing Andrew Motion? For many years I have been an advocate of my father’s methods for ridding one’s self of any bronchial affliction. Pick a star-less night when the wind is from the north (such as it is at the moment) & stand naked on the roof top of your home shouting invocations to St. Blaise for relief of your symptoms. My father found this method to be most effective and lived to be 82 years of age when, during an attack of the snuffles, he slipped from the roof of his hovel on to a recently purchased work of art entitled “Slab of Concrete with Iron Spikes”. He’d been startled by the wailing sirens of the local law platoon. They were racing to investigate reports of a naked religious fanatic spraying phlegm over the village rooftops.

]]> By: R http://hootingyard.org/archives/130/comment-page-1#comment-648 R Thu, 22 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.hootingyard.org/?p=130#comment-648 Let us hope that the celebrated Mr K will be speedily restored to health, whether by applications of Phlegmsip or by the natural buoyancy of the human frame. Liberal doses of honey taken in a little scalding water (its sweetness mitigated with a blast of Cider Vinegar) can be v. efficacious in Quelling Malign Spores. Let us hope that the celebrated Mr K will be speedily restored to health, whether by applications of Phlegmsip or by the natural buoyancy of the human frame.

Liberal doses of honey taken in a little scalding water (its sweetness mitigated with a blast of Cider Vinegar) can be v. efficacious in Quelling Malign Spores.

]]> By: Simon http://hootingyard.org/archives/130/comment-page-1#comment-646 Simon Wed, 21 Mar 2007 22:28:36 +0000 http://www.hootingyard.org/?p=130#comment-646 Get well soon Frank. Can't wait to order the new book. Get well soon Frank. Can’t wait to order the new book.

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