Comments on: Perfectly Sane Voodoo Zombies

By: Frank Key

Frank Key — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 16:57:55 +0000

wst : Alas, I never did get to meet the Kent fruit farmer Philip Noakes, the Last Muggletonian.

By: wst

wst — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 16:35:18 +0000

Dear Mr. Key

How is that you are such a fount of Muggletonian knowledge? Could it be that you were passed on some esoteric commission by the last Muggletonian – who died in Kent in 1979? Are you preparing to reveal your prophetic mission to the world? Am I going to end this sentence with a question mark too? Does any one care?

By: Frank Key

Frank Key — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 22:16:00 +0000

Mr Wellington : Norm Sherman pronounces it “Beeder-becky”. When I read the story on the radio shortly you will discover it ought to be pronounced “Bye-der-beck-er”.

By: Trubott Wellington

Trubott Wellington — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 21:07:08 +0000

Can somebody confirm the correct way to say Beiderbecke? I always thought it rhymed with “neck” rather than “becky” as Norm pronounced it.

Phil, I read the comments from Far Far Away… some of them demonstrated alarming levels of incomprehension.

By: Outa_Spaceman

Outa_Spaceman — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 18:22:01 +0000

Mr. Key,
As luck would have it I think I may have a solution to your Voodoo Zombie concerns…

Here at O.S.M. Towers we have a lodger who spends a good proportion of his waking hours killing Zombies that appear on his televisual simulacramating device…

His rates are reasonable, he asks nothing more than a constant supply of tea and Smokers Pop-Tarts (maybe an occasional dial-a-pizza delivery for variety…)

An economical method of ensuring your peace of mind I feel..

O.S.M.

By: Phil

Phil — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 02:11:23 +0000

Have you read the comments about “far far away”? They make for interesting reading. I was taken aback to read that some find you too absurd. I wonder around recommending Hooting Yard to all and sundry as an antidote to the everyday quotidian silliness that we have to put up what with reality TV and rewards cards. I never for one moment thought that people couldn’t understand it.