Comments on: Goat God Catechism

By: Osiris Ani

Osiris Ani — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 18:39:38 +0000

I have been looking for Ma Purgative’s wonder book of pies. Mabey for baking or reading…..

By: Outa_Spaceman

Outa_Spaceman — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 02:48:43 +0000

My first attempts at ‘Godoff’ cannot be described as an unqualified success…
I managed to rid the kitchen work surfaces of the Hideous Bat God Fatso but I found I’d developed Dawkin’s syndrome further complicated by a Nietzche infection…
I also appear to have become an ordained minister in something called The Church of the Subgenius…
Back to the chemistry lab…

Praise Bob!
O.S.M.
(now where did I put that powdered eagle and serpent mix..?)

By: MisterE

MisterE — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 12:45:44 +0000

O.S.M. – if you could invent a repellent that actually WORKS that would be great…

I bought some God repellent at Luton airport last year for my summer-holiday in Alicante. The marketing blurb promised non-tacky 24 hour protection against all known deities in Northern Africa and Southern Europe. Much to my dismay, after a sleepless night in my 3* full board hotel, I found that I had converted to the major world religions of Catholocism and Islam. This was just the beginning, however, and over the next fortnight I also developed a firm and unshakeable belief in Chukwu, Nyame, Olodmare, Ngai, the dual God Mawu-Lisa and even lesser deities such as Ougon, Da, Agwu, Esu & Mbari.

I didn’t let this ruin my holiday and I have to say that the hotel were most understanding of the copious rituals I found myself performing morning, noon and night (I would especially recommend thursday night’s flamenco entertainment and the calamari were fabulous!). However, I have written a strongly worded letter to the manufacturers of the repellent and cursed their souls to damnation in at least 7 different faiths.

By: Outa_Spaceman

Outa_Spaceman — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:27:45 +0000

Wait till they start turning up in your photos…
http://www.ourstrangeworld.net/index.php/main/article/strange_false_head_photo/

When time allows I will turn my attention to the invention of some form of God repellant…
Probably contained in an aerosol tin. Probably called ‘Godoff…’

O.S.M.

(Q: What do you get if you eviscerate a God..?
A: God offal…!)

By: Trubott Wellington

Trubott Wellington — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:05:26 +0000

Devora, You may find Mr. Key's previous notes pertaining to the Goat God's diet helpful.

By: devora from Ukiah, CA

devora from Ukiah, CA — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 04:44:07 +0000

Ought not the pie be offered to the goat in supplication? I know they prefer huckleberry and pensiveness pie, but a brown crusty citrus cynics will do in a pinch.

By: Pansy Cradledew

Pansy Cradledew — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:58:14 +0000

Ma Purgative’s Wonder Book Of Pies has a foul reputation. I believe John Dee once consulted it in the hopes of baking some scrying pies, but this backfired for him, too…