The Crop-Circle “experts” have just predicted the end of the world. I think we should take such a statement seriously, as I’ve never known these particular experts to be prone to exaggeration or insane flights of fancy before:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5540634/Phoenix-crop-circle-may-predict-end-of-the-world.html

Now, these are wands!

http://www.smartpakequine.com/ProductClass.aspx?productclassid=4538

I dispute that the, so called, ‘wand’ looks like a sci-fi ray gun…
My ray gun is covered with exciting tubes, valves, gauges and a couple of flaps non of which are in evidence on this crystal healing wand..

“You may not be aware of it, but when they are growing, crystals are in fact living entities, just like all the other bedrock’s of Planet Earth.”

They sell a remarkable range of wooden handled “crystal healing wands” which posses the following unexpected feature:

“By appealing to our Tree Spirit Friends, we have been presented with a number of LiveWood handles, each with its own resident Tree Dryad. Each of these Dryads have volunteered to hold and operate a Healing Crystal, for the benefit of humanity, in exchange for the opportunity to gain in-depth experience of Psychic Healing, as part of their own self-development.”

… and finally a warning for the psychicly enabled:

“Most people won’t be too aware of the healing energy emitted by the wand; but should you notice any colours, lights, sparks or strange vibrations coming from it, as you use it, don’t be alarmed, it just means you’re a bit more psychickally aware than other people. ‘Join the club’ you’re obviously a Natural Healer.”