Comments on: Second Letter From A Wooden Child http://hootingyard.org/archives/402 A Website by Frank Key Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:05:40 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Phil Smith http://hootingyard.org/archives/402/comment-page-1#comment-2914 Phil Smith Mon, 05 May 2008 15:14:53 +0000 http://www.hootingyard.org/?p=402#comment-2914 While I would never wish to pour cold water on the Crimefighting Crone's designs; and I have no doubt that Factotum Milliband's pippy bag handiwork is superlative, however loopy and/or dotty; I feel I must caution the Anonymous Wooden Child on one minor but terrifying detail. Modern beadles, living in fear of their wooden charges becoming skittish, are known to subject the effects with which they have been issued to extreme scrutiny. As a man attached to the exports department of a major manufacturer of microscopes specialising in despatches of goods to orphanages, workhouses and refuges for penniless seamen, I have noticed a startling upturn in business. I do not wish to cause undue alarm, but roaming the streets of Blunkett-by-the-Blears like a wooden child possessed until the original pippy bag is recovered or returned by the justly ashamed and ashen-faced thief may well be the only sensible option. While I would never wish to pour cold water on the Crimefighting Crone’s designs; and I have no doubt that Factotum Milliband’s pippy bag handiwork is superlative, however loopy and/or dotty; I feel I must caution the Anonymous Wooden Child on one minor but terrifying detail. Modern beadles, living in fear of their wooden charges becoming skittish, are known to subject the effects with which they have been issued to extreme scrutiny. As a man attached to the exports department of a major manufacturer of microscopes specialising in despatches of goods to orphanages, workhouses and refuges for penniless seamen, I have noticed a startling upturn in business. I do not wish to cause undue alarm, but roaming the streets of Blunkett-by-the-Blears like a wooden child possessed until the original pippy bag is recovered or returned by the justly ashamed and ashen-faced thief may well be the only sensible option.

]]> By: ANON http://hootingyard.org/archives/402/comment-page-1#comment-2863 ANON Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:47:54 +0000 http://www.hootingyard.org/?p=402#comment-2863 Yes please Anonymous Wooden Child, I for one look forward to hearing more. But is there any news of doings at Pang Hill orphanage or of Tiny Enid? Yes please Anonymous Wooden Child, I for one look forward to hearing more.

But is there any news of doings at Pang Hill orphanage or of Tiny Enid?

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