http://hootingyard.org/archives/80 A Website by Frank Key Thu, 24 May 2012 22:59:44 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://hootingyard.org/archives/80/comment-page-1#comment-2671 Mark J. Seydel Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:37:20 +0000 http://www.hootingyard.org/?p=80#comment-2671 Please tell me this is satire! Please tell me this is satire!

]]> http://hootingyard.org/archives/80/comment-page-1#comment-103 CMA Mon, 26 Feb 2007 19:09:29 +0000 http://www.hootingyard.org/?p=80#comment-103 Dear Mr. Key, Please allow me to apologise on behalf of my brethren. Mr. Atauhualpagreen has err been something of a maverick amongst our number, as I suspect you may have realised from the suspiciously Peruvian cadence of his chosen sobriquet (and besides, any fool knows that the mighty Topa Inca (1471 - 1493) could, were time-travel available to the combatants, have knocked seven shades of dung out of Atahualpa with one hand tied behind his back). This fifth columnist has proven himself at odds with our righteous cause for many years, and this act of harrassment represents, I feel, the final straw. Please be assured that a "Mexicatzinco Special" (ref. Fr. Diego Duran, Historia de las Cosas de Nueva Espagna)is winging its way towards his hind quarters, or will be just as soon as dawn breaks and the local horticulturalists have set up shop for the day. I remain your humble servant, pending certain terms and conditions obviously. May the hand of Tlahuixcalpantecuhtli remain somewhat wobbly when dealing with your own early morning perambulations. Sincerely - Chicoce Mazatl Atltlachinollacatl Dear Mr. Key, Please allow me to apologise on behalf of my brethren. Mr. Atauhualpagreen has err been something of a maverick amongst our number, as I suspect you may have realised from the suspiciously Peruvian cadence of his chosen sobriquet (and besides, any fool knows that the mighty Topa Inca (1471 – 1493) could, were time-travel available to the combatants, have knocked seven shades of dung out of Atahualpa with one hand tied behind his back). This fifth columnist has proven himself at odds with our righteous cause for many years, and this act of harrassment represents, I feel, the final straw. Please be assured that a “Mexicatzinco Special” (ref. Fr. Diego Duran, Historia de las Cosas de Nueva Espagna)is winging its way towards his hind quarters, or will be just as soon as dawn breaks and the local horticulturalists have set up shop for the day. I remain your humble servant, pending certain terms and conditions obviously.
May the hand of Tlahuixcalpantecuhtli remain somewhat wobbly when dealing with your own early morning perambulations.
Sincerely – Chicoce Mazatl Atltlachinollacatl

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