Comments on: Informative Note http://hootingyard.org/archives/901 A Website by Frank Key Wed, 17 Mar 2010 08:58:40 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Glyn Webster http://hootingyard.org/archives/901/comment-page-1#comment-5146 Glyn Webster Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:39:48 +0000 http://www.hootingyard.org/?p=901#comment-5146 Okay, okay! I've made several heavy-handed hints to my family about what I want for Christmas. I'm not sure how I'm going to disguise the fact that I've been given several copies of the same book on Christmas morning, but the books will be bought. My best plan is this: on Christmas morning I find all parcels of identical, paperback proportions, tear the paper from one while no one is looking, and kick the rest under a chair. Then I fall to my knees holding 'Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags' about my head, sobbing and loudly thanking the skies that I will finally know the truth about pippy bags. Hopefully no one present will be immodest enough to claim their part of such an immense, worshipful gratitude. Okay, okay! I’ve made several heavy-handed hints to my family about what I want for Christmas. I’m not sure how I’m going to disguise the fact that I’ve been given several copies of the same book on Christmas morning, but the books will be bought.

My best plan is this: on Christmas morning I find all parcels of identical, paperback proportions, tear the paper from one while no one is looking, and kick the rest under a chair. Then I fall to my knees holding ‘Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags’ about my head, sobbing and loudly thanking the skies that I will finally know the truth about pippy bags. Hopefully no one present will be immodest enough to claim their part of such an immense, worshipful gratitude.

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