Comments on: Sandals Of Fire & Boiling Brains

By: Claire

Claire — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:44:32 +0000

Just listened to this on the podcast… best thing I’ve heard in yonks. Does it remind anyone else of when the nun gets killed in ‘Artaud’s The Monk’… grim.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 01:51:24 +0000

Oh… I forgot to mention…
If one were to replace ‘the hellfire’ with ‘Littlehampton’ it almost reads like a holiday brochure…

By: Outa_Spaceman

Outa_Spaceman — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 01:21:51 +0000

KeepOfTheWelds…
I think you may be referring to one of my personal favourite Hooting Yard stories…
The Big Metal Fence…
I have spent many nights lying awake wondering what became of Ng

O.S.M.

By: KeeperOfTheWelds

KeeperOfTheWelds — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 18:11:36 +0000

The smallest punishment of the hellfire is that a person will wear a pair of sandals of fire, and their brain will boil

It occurred to me that one might simply remove one’s firey sandals and then wait for the skin to re-grow (as it purportedly does in hellfire), however Allah may have manufacturerd these shoes with a very difficult to unfasten buckle.

This unlikely depiction of the afterlife should be contrasted with your own story from the “beyond”… I forget the title. I think tubs of “grace” were involved.

By: elberry

elberry — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 14:09:31 +0000

A guy i knew once referred to Islam as ‘a comedy religion’. The bits i’ve read by so-called Muslims sages, and from the Koran, sound like they were written by an uppity 5-year old, e.g. “And the bad people will go to a nasty place where there won’t be any chocolate but just lots of nasty things all the time, so they know how bad they are.”