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		<title>Keep That Covered!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 13:09:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another still from the (Birds Chirping) film. That&#8217;s John Le Mesurier dressed as a funeral director.

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		<title>Calamities And Disasters</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2012 06:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I noticed that on BBC1 yesterday there was the first in a short series of programmes called Titanic With Len Goodman – Mr Goodman being one of the judges from Strictly Come Dancing. It is a curious combination of presenter and subject, and I wonder if we can look forward to Hindenburg With Alesha Dixon, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Double Bill</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 21:12:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Instructions</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 11:47:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought it prudent, when making preparations for last Friday&#8217;s Evening Of Lugubrious Music &#38; Lopsided Prose, to provide the audience with a list of instructions, to ensure they conducted themselves properly. After all, one does not want to have to interrupt one&#8217;s babbling to have to deal with fits of the vapours, noisy potato [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Further Notes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 07:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That conversation, continued&#8230;

Elberry : what pillow do you use? is it stuffed with the feathers of birds or the skulls of mice?
Frank Key : An admixture of cotton wool and sand, wrens&#8217; feathers and wolf hair
Elberry : and the sand, can you expand on its provenance? do you use the sand from the Alamogordo Test [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Notes On A Chuckle</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 06:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Key</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Further to my report, last Saturday, of a Facebook Facecloth postage and subsequent comment, here is another. I will not be making a habit of this, but last night&#8217;s brief exchange of comments with Elberry is, I think, worth noting here.
I chuckled at a comment I read appended to a postage on the Grauniad&#8217;s Comment [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dreaming A Dream</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 17:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Key</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night I dreamed, not that I went to Manderlay again, yet again, yet again, but that I was hanging out with Emerson, Lake, and Lake&#8217;s mother, but not Palmer, of whom there was no sign. It was uneventful, as dreams go, but when I woke I did wonder what it might mean, and I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Eerie Cult Of Krishnan Guru-Murthy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 15:49:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Key</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Compare and contrast these two snaps. One shows a trio of carvings from an “Indian cemetery” (reportedly), taken in 1900. The second shows a trio of Channel 4 newsreaders performing a musical number at a charity event (reportedly), taken last week.


Dullwits and dunderpates would say “Well, Mr Key, so what? The only thing the two [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Young Person&#8217;s Guide To Music Appreciation</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 15:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Key</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A friend of mine posted a Facebook Facecloth message, saying she is DJing tonight and has no idea what records to play, asking for tips on what “the kids” are listening to these days.
I replied: “It&#8217;s not what the kids are listening to, it&#8217;s what they should be made to listen to. I recommend Scriabin&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which Mr Key Foretells The Future</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 08:27:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Key</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night I watched the first episode of Derren Brown&#8217;s new television series “The Experiment”. Is it possible, he asked, to hypnotise someone into carrying out an assassination, and for them to have no memory of the deed? This being a Derren Brown show, the answer was of course a resounding “yes!”. We watched as [...]]]></description>
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