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		<title>Double Bill</title>
		<link>http://hootingyard.org/archives/7978</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 21:12:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Instructions</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 11:47:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought it prudent, when making preparations for last Friday&#8217;s Evening Of Lugubrious Music &#38; Lopsided Prose, to provide the audience with a list of instructions, to ensure they conducted themselves properly. After all, one does not want to have to interrupt one&#8217;s babbling to have to deal with fits of the vapours, noisy potato [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Further Notes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 07:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That conversation, continued&#8230;

Elberry : what pillow do you use? is it stuffed with the feathers of birds or the skulls of mice?
Frank Key : An admixture of cotton wool and sand, wrens&#8217; feathers and wolf hair
Elberry : and the sand, can you expand on its provenance? do you use the sand from the Alamogordo Test [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Notes On A Chuckle</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 06:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Key</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Further to my report, last Saturday, of a Facebook Facecloth postage and subsequent comment, here is another. I will not be making a habit of this, but last night&#8217;s brief exchange of comments with Elberry is, I think, worth noting here.
I chuckled at a comment I read appended to a postage on the Grauniad&#8217;s Comment [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dreaming A Dream</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 17:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Key</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night I dreamed, not that I went to Manderlay again, yet again, yet again, but that I was hanging out with Emerson, Lake, and Lake&#8217;s mother, but not Palmer, of whom there was no sign. It was uneventful, as dreams go, but when I woke I did wonder what it might mean, and I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Eerie Cult Of Krishnan Guru-Murthy</title>
		<link>http://hootingyard.org/archives/7553</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 15:49:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Key</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Compare and contrast these two snaps. One shows a trio of carvings from an “Indian cemetery” (reportedly), taken in 1900. The second shows a trio of Channel 4 newsreaders performing a musical number at a charity event (reportedly), taken last week.


Dullwits and dunderpates would say “Well, Mr Key, so what? The only thing the two [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Young Person&#8217;s Guide To Music Appreciation</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 15:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Key</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A friend of mine posted a Facebook Facecloth message, saying she is DJing tonight and has no idea what records to play, asking for tips on what “the kids” are listening to these days.
I replied: “It&#8217;s not what the kids are listening to, it&#8217;s what they should be made to listen to. I recommend Scriabin&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which Mr Key Foretells The Future</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 08:27:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Key</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night I watched the first episode of Derren Brown&#8217;s new television series “The Experiment”. Is it possible, he asked, to hypnotise someone into carrying out an assassination, and for them to have no memory of the deed? This being a Derren Brown show, the answer was of course a resounding “yes!”. We watched as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Research</title>
		<link>http://hootingyard.org/archives/7204</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Sep 2011 15:52:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Key</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have decided to devote the next few days to research. I want to understand the inner workings of the brain of a lobster. I shall present my findings here in due course.
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		<title>Matters Bloggy</title>
		<link>http://hootingyard.org/archives/7181</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 05:31:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Key</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently there has been prattle in certain corners of Interwebshire predicting the imminent demise of the blog. It is, we are told, an outmoded form, due to be tossed into the dustbin of history, conquered by the implacable might of social networking, wittering and twittering. Such a prediction is quite obviously ballocks (as Beckett would [...]]]></description>
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