There may be a short interval of unearthly silence at Hooting Yard, during which time Mr Key is engaged in the important business of concocting, for your delight, a paperback book. If all goes well, this will be available from Lulu in time for you to purchase multiple copies as Christmas gifts for your nearest and dearest and for anybody else you feel compelled to present with a Christmas gift, whomsoever they may be. Personally, I always feel the need to give a gift to the newsagent’s cat. I never do, because it is a very stupid cat and would neither understand nor appreciate any gift I might give it, but every year I feel I ought to. Thus are my Christmases ruined, as I toss and turn and bite my pillow, racked with catguilt. Your Christmas, on the other hand, will be one of unsurpassed joy, as you clutch the latest Hooting Yard paperback to your bosom, weeping with gratitude.
Looking forward to it Festive Frank!
Much obliged if you could include the following HY staple: (http://hootingyard.org/archives/2166).
As the great philosopher Plato once said: “How can Christmas be complete without a dilapidated pig farm?”
You will find that story in “Impugned By A Peasant”.
Really? I assume you mean “Impugned By A Peasant & Other Stories”, to give it its proper title. I have moved it up my wishlist, so it is level with Melville’s “Moby-Dick; or, The Whale”, but still under Will Self’s “Umbrella”.