Unutterable Mystery

There have been no new potsages [sic] for forty-eight hours because my cranial integuments are struggling with a profound and intractable mystery. What has become of L’Oreal’s Light Reflecting Booster Technology? A few years ago they were crowing about it. Now, there is merely a deep and unsettling silence…

6 thoughts on “Unutterable Mystery

  1. The Walkie Talkie Building on Fenchurch Street. The one shaped like a parabolic mirror. I thought that was big news in London last year?

    L’Oreal hushed up their Light Reflecting Booster Technology at the same time the “Walkie Scorchie” began melting pedestrian’s possessions in blazes of incandescent beauty.

    I’m not saying there’s a connection here, I’m merely strongly insinuating there is one.

  2. They have also moved on to some even more exciting products, including “New Glam Shine Stain Splash”. I only remember this because a company I sometimes work for did the liquid special effects for the advert. I have no idea what “New Glam Shine Stain Splash” actually does.

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