A little belated, but here is a topical clerihew:
Yasmin Alibhai-Brown
Was a columnist of some renown
But it was a TV appearance, rather than something she wrote,
That prompted Michael Fabricant to want to punch her in the throat.
Hooting Yard
A little belated, but here is a topical clerihew:
Yasmin Alibhai-Brown
Was a columnist of some renown
But it was a TV appearance, rather than something she wrote,
That prompted Michael Fabricant to want to punch her in the throat.
Who are these people who twitter and tweet,
Who google and youtube, make friends at a beat?
They’re tots in a playground, who’ll squabble and bleat,
Until one of the bullies decides to delete.
Frank Key
Wrote about binary muffets, certainly,
But as to what they were, left no hint,
Except in a pamphlet (out of print).
Frank Key
Gets up early
To moderate comments
That arrive nightly in torrents.