Foreign Parts

Mr Key is off gallivanting in foreign parts, so there will be no postages here for a week or so. You may wish to fill the Hooting Yard-shaped hole in your noggin by traipsing through the archives, or perhaps by just gazing into the middle distance with a look of longing and desolation ravaging your countenance. Either way, I shall be back before you can say

Zozozozozozozozozozozozozo zirrharding
Hezezezezezezezezezezezezezezeze cowar ho dze hoi
Higaigaigaigaigaigaigaigaigaigai, guaiagai coricor dzio dzio pi

which, according to the German naturalist Bechstein, is an accurate transcription of the song of the nightingale.

3 thoughts on “Foreign Parts

  1. To gallivant in FOREIGN PARTS …
    through FRONTIER GAPS, FEARING PORTS
    to watch a SEAFRONT PRIG on a SPONGIER RAFT
    to hear an ARRESTING FOP sing a FIRETRAP SONG
    to witness PATRONS’ GRIEF over SPORTING FARE
    where PAINT FORGERS RANGE PROFITS
    To point a PASTOR FINGER at PROFANE GRIST
    to breathe TERRAPIN FOGS, where PARROTS FEIGN
    FOSTERING RAP and REAPING FROST
    and linger in FROG PANTRIES, FARTING PROSE

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