It surprised me to learn that the good people of the New England state of Maine are raising their tinies to become Marxist-Leninist firebrands. But Mr Mike Jennings has sent me incontrovertible evidence from the Maine Organic Farmers And Growers Fall Fair, showing tots being forced to rehearse 10,000 Nails In The Coffin Of Imperialism (1971) by Cornelius Cardew.

A complete recording of the piece was made by Mr Key with Miss Dimity Cashew in 2011. You can listen to it here: