Here is my three-step plan to reinvigorate British politics.
Step One : The Liberal Democrats elect Chris Huhne as their next leader.
Step Two : A cabinet putsch in the Labour Party sees Geoff Hoon oust Gordon Brown.
Step Three : Returning to their roots, the Conservatives ditch David Cameron and replace him with a proper toff, Lord Home. As is the way with the aristocracy, his name is not simply pronounced as it looks, but as “Humeâ€.
Done and dusted.
The Hoouhmnes
This would have the added benefit of forcing the zonk-eyed talking heads of our punditocracy to sharpen up their sloppy pronunciation.