Here is my three-step plan to reinvigorate British politics.
Step One : The Liberal Democrats elect Chris Huhne as their next leader.
Step Two : A cabinet putsch in the Labour Party sees Geoff Hoon oust Gordon Brown.
Step Three : Returning to their roots, the Conservatives ditch David Cameron and replace him with a proper toff, Lord Home. As is the way with the aristocracy, his name is not simply pronounced as it looks, but as â€œHumeâ€.
Done and dusted.