Here is a treat. Using his considerable technological wizardry, David OutaSpaceman has masterminded an exciting compact disc featuring over an hourâ€™s worth of lopsided Hooting Yard prose from 2004, taken from the original ResonanceFM recordings. Personally, I canâ€™t think of a better gift for readers or their nippers to find stuffed in their Christmas stockings. The disc comes in a Pansy Cradledew-designed sleeve featuring the famous â€œCow And Pinsâ€ tavern sign drawn by Mr Key aeons ago. To get your copy, inclusive of postage and packing, shove Â£6 into the Hooting Yard PayPal account over there on the right (under ‘Donate’), and send your name and postal address to the Duty Git at firstname.lastname@example.org using the header “Gosh, Frank, I can hardly wait to receive my Cow And Pins CD!”
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I’ve placed my order… what fun!
Thank you Mr Key for the speedy despatch of this choice item.