A Cow To Cut Out And Keep

Published by Frank Key on Friday, 28 March, 2008 in Twaddle. 1 Comment

Cut around the edges of the cow with a sharpened pair of scissors, then keep it on your mantelpiece or in a glass-fronted display cabinet.

Glyn Webster
Friday, 28 March, 2008 at 10:59 pm

Well, I did this, and Mister Key’s cut-out cow fell over. I searched Google Images for a better cut-out cow; it only showed me non-cut-out cows, a lawnmower, thousands of Santas, slot machines and a spider walking on a man’s eyeball.