Dear Mr Key, writes Dr Stan Bismark, Whilst ripping out an old fireplace in my very own hovel I found, amongst a lot of bird poop, dead crows and other muck, a small package tied up with rusty wire. On opening the package all it contained was a small card-mounted photo of a style which I think is called carte de visite. On the back of the photo in green ink was written the following: “Dobson, shortly befor he died†[sic]. Do you think this could be your very own pamphleteer? I attach a copy of the photo.
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Haggard (check)
Grimy countenance (check)
Disheveled Hovel (check)
Rental Broom (check)
Now if only we could use some Kennedy-assassinationesque image enhancement techniques to detect a fluttering pamphlet or perhaps a care-worn Marigold Chew in the background… oh then we Dobsonists would have cause for celebration.