The Qualities Of Janitors, No. 3 Posted on Monday, 12 September, 2011 by Frank Key The alchemical janitor drinks a pint of potable gold before taking his pail and mop out of the cupboard.
The canny janitor locks a stall and climbs out over the door; at the end of the day there will be one less stall to clean.
I’m finding all these janitorial insights invaluable in my current profession (janitor).
I’d add, to Mr. Glyn’s comment, that I wouldn’t actually climb back out of the cubicle (H.& S. y’know) preferring to take my repose there so as not be be late for work in the morning.
Makes the 4 a.m. bladder call a lot easier to deal with as well.