Compare and contrast these two snaps. One shows a trio of carvings from an “Indian cemetery” (reportedly), taken in 1900. The second shows a trio of Channel 4 newsreaders performing a musical number at a charity event (reportedly), taken last week.
Dullwits and dunderpates would say “Well, Mr Key, so what? The only thing the two photographs have in common is that they show three figures. You could find thousands, nay, millions of similar snaps. What point are you trying to make?”
The point I am trying to make is that this is the first, albeit flimsy, evidence I have discovered of the cult surrounding bumptious newsreader Krishnan Guru-Murthy. Oh, there are flaws in my reasoning, many, many flaws. But I implore those of you who think I am talking twaddle to watch “KrishGM” (as he likes to be known… why???) very, very carefully in the coming months. The cult has something planned, I am sure of it.
[Indian cemetery snap from Dull Tool Dim Bulb. Cult offering from Channel 4 News.]
‘Cult: a system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular person or object.’
O, I think not…
I notice how “KrishGM” beams his beatific smile into what seems to be a golden light which shines him alone.
I deplore his use of an acoustic guitar though, which smacks of the hippy dippy nonsense that passes for Anglicanism nowadays, and hope his cult features the more dour and foreboding aspect of the first picture.
OSM B:53
My previous comment should read:
“a golden light which shines ON him alone.”
OSM