Now here is an intriguing (if ungrammatical) headline:
Goblins attacks family, burn down homestead
Readers will be aware that I take a keen interest in goblins of all types. These ones are new to me:
Others went on to claim that snake-like creatures wearing sunglasses, a suit and a pair of shoes had been seen at the homestead.
Truly baffling. What type of snake-like being could wear shoes? Sounds like a job for Investigating Officer David Icke.