Now here is an intriguing (if ungrammatical) headline:

Goblins attacks family, burn down homestead

Readers will be aware that I take a keen interest in goblins of all types. These ones are new to me:

Others went on to claim that snake-like creatures wearing sunglasses, a suit and a pair of shoes had been seen at the homestead.

Truly baffling. What type of snake-like being could wear shoes? Sounds like a job for Investigating Officer David Icke.