“Vain pig, vain pig
How did your ego grow so big?”

“I am the pig of whom it’s said
‘That pig has an enormous head’

I am the central being of the universe
Which is both a blessing and a curse

My vanity I need not justify
I reign supreme within my sty

I reign supreme over beasts and men
I bow to no one save that hen”

“What hen? I see no God-like hen.”
“It is invisible, beyond man’s ken”