Miles Davis dials Mavis
To blow his trumpet in her ear
Mavis slams the phone down
And sheds a bitter tear
She’s a little old woman who lives in a shoe
And she’s feeling kind of blue.

Cab Calloway calls a cab for her
And drives her to the future
Now she’s no longer Mavis
Instead she’s Minnie the Moocher

She mooches and she smooches
Does fandangos in the aisles
Goodbye to that confounded shoe
{And thank the Lord!)
‘She didn’t take that call from Miles