An important question was posed this morning on BBC Radio Four’s Farming Today:
How do you find wheat?
I am afraid I was not paying close enough attention and so did not learn the answer. Readers may perhaps wish to give their own replies in the comments.
A wheat-seeking missile will usually do the trick.
Find a copy of “White Light / White Heat” by the Velvet Underground, remove the LP, and then perform a Mr. Burroughs style fold-in with the cardboard cover.
Under the sofa cushions, of course.