Jeff Goldstein has devised an excellent new euphemism for children. After rejecting little persons and pre-adults and future adults, he lit upon spatiotemporally-challenged proto-adults. I hope to see this accepted as the common usage in all official reports, directives, ukases and commands.
Yes yes yes, but will this deal of the issue of their babbling and drooling? Is terminology the answer, or ought we to consider a different approach to the…issue.