The world’s finest radio station, Resonance104.4FM, is in urgent need of funding. You can help the station remain on air by sponsoring next week’s Hooting Yard On The Air show, to be broadcast (live as ever) at 4.00 PM on Wednesday 14 February. Here is how it works:
1. Go to Resonance and donate a minimum of Â£5.
2. You may now choose a sentence, a phrase, a string of words, or a name to be incorporated into a specially-written story which will feature on next week’s show.
3. Send your chosen words to me at email@example.com, and voila!, it’s as simple as that.
4. After reading the story, I will recite the names of the donors (unless anonymity is preferred).
5. Now follow Step 1, immediately!