Thanks to Peter Ashley at Unmitigated England, I have found the perfect location to shoot the terrifying Hitchcockian chiller The Cows. ‘Tis the wonderfully-named Sludge Hall Farm, a place Blunkett would not dare approach…
Incidentally, I think “WH” is cow shorthand for “War (on) Humans”. Readers might like to suggest other possibilities in the comments.
ADDENDUM : Back in 2006, we noted a particularly alarming example of cow nomenclature. Collect your wits, do a Winslety “gather”, and go here.
We’re Here…
I notice that on OSM’s blog he has a picture of “Decoy Farm” – I agree with the great artist and “imagineer” (as he never calls himself) that Decoy farm deserves further investigation.
May I suggest a leading man for your film: Picston Shottle?. I think he’d be good box office and provide some saucy love interest. His 50,000 conquests certainly knock the exploits of such as Errol Flynn and Richard Burton into a cocked hat.
More here: http://gawragbag.blogspot.com/2009/09/picston-shottle.html
This is infact the bottom of my drive….