Incy-wincy badger, scrubbling in the dirt. Puts some sticks together and builds himself a yurt. He’s a New Age badger, his name is Little Kurt. Careful now, his feelings are very easily hurt.
Incy-wincy goat-boy, creature of two realms. We can see you darting in between the elms. Half of you is human, the other half’s a goat. Incy-wincy goat-boy, drowning in a moat.
Incy-wincy lobster, clacking in the sea. His brain’s completely alien to that of you and me. Incy-wincy lobster, much bigger than a bee. The lobster’s very strange, and is never ever twee.
Marvellously catchy – I’ll be singing these all day and all night and some of tomorrow.