Could this be the finest couplet in rock music?
Well I’ve come back from the foundry and I find you in bed
With Chris and Tim and John and Lindsay, Dagmar and Fred
It’s from the song “Group Sex” on the album The Gab – Gift Or Curse? by The Plain People Of England, an offshoot of the Orchestre Murphy. It is, I suppose, vaguely possible that some readers may not realise just who it is in the bed, so here is some further reading.