Asbestos bails. Copper’s dudgeon. Eloquent filth. Gladsome holidays. Illegal jackanapes. Kinky lobster. Muddy noggin. Obtuse popstrel. Quaker riots. Slobbering throwback. Untimely verger. Wax x-axis. Yodelling zany.
Hooting Yard
Asbestos bails. Copper’s dudgeon. Eloquent filth. Gladsome holidays. Illegal jackanapes. Kinky lobster. Muddy noggin. Obtuse popstrel. Quaker riots. Slobbering throwback. Untimely verger. Wax x-axis. Yodelling zany.
I became so embarrassed at having to reach up to the top self in our local convenience store when buying my copy of ‘Kinky Lobster’ that I decided to take out a subscription and have it delivered direct to my home.
It didn’t end well.
Linda discovered my collection in the shed, rolled up a copy and beat me around the head with it for being a pervert.
O.S.M. B:53
(I only used to read for the pieces by Gore Vidal)