The Crunch Of Credit (Part 94)

Hey there Key!, writes the insufferably jaunty Dr Ruth Pastry, The crunch of credit seems to be turning into complete economic meltdown. If you don’t believe me, read the papers. Anyway, from my bolt-hole here in the paradise that is an out-of-season English seaside resort, I have a solution to the whole bloody mess. We know, from listening to the news on the wireless, that economists witter on about a “basket of currencies”. No wonder we face fiscal Armageddon if all the money is put in baskets! If everyone did as I do, and kept their cash in a pippy bag, I think we would see a dramatic about-turn in the global economy. Now I am going to take my dog Skippy for a seashore walk. Bye bye.

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