Hey there Key!, writes the insufferably jaunty Dr Ruth Pastry, The crunch of credit seems to be turning into complete economic meltdown. If you donâ€™t believe me, read the papers. Anyway, from my bolt-hole here in the paradise that is an out-of-season English seaside resort, I have a solution to the whole bloody mess. We know, from listening to the news on the wireless, that economists witter on about a â€œbasket of currenciesâ€. No wonder we face fiscal Armageddon if all the money is put in baskets! If everyone did as I do, and kept their cash in a pippy bag, I think we would see a dramatic about-turn in the global economy. Now I am going to take my dog Skippy for a seashore walk. Bye bye.