Today’s advent calendar picture shows a bog, or more precisely a blanket bog. (A blanket bog ought not be confused with a Blunkett bog, which is the type of bog the blind philandering erstwhile Labour Home Secretary may stumble into when attacked by cows.) This particular bog is on Dartmoor, but I suspect it is similar to an Isle of Wight bog through which Margo Williams may be dragged by her ghostly spirit guides.
How do I get the chocolates out of these?
What you do is you await further instructions, which, if all goes according to plan, will be issued on December 26th.
That’s not soon enough!
Y’see now, I prefer the tried and tested method: