This week in The Dabbler I present a round-up of exciting new apps for those of you who carry about hand-held computerised devices. I eschew such newfangled gewgaws myself, but that is no reason to miss the opportunity to make my fortune. If millions, or indeed billions of fatheads buy one of my apps, I shall not be complaining.
One app I forgot to mention in the piece is the iPadde, named after Knud Padde, a minor character in the Danish television crime drama Forbrydelsen. This handy app does instant translations into Danish of common phrases such as “computer password fuckup” and “girl power wet tee-shirt competition”.