I was very excited the other day to receive a letter inviting me to take part in the television programme My Favourite Jesuit. Some of you may not be familiar with the show, which is broadcast on Channel Ignatius Loyola on weekday evenings at 7.00 PM. In each episode, three guests are given a slot to make the case for their favourite Jesuit. There is then a viewers’ poll and one of the three priests is named Top Jesuit. And that’s it! No prizes, no beatifications, just the joy, for the winning panellist, of having made the most persuasive case, and the consolation, for the two losing panellists, of having done their best, and garnered at least a few votes.
After reading the letter, and emitting a whoop!, and filing it in my letter-filing system under J for Jesuit and then sub-filing it under T for television shows pertaining to Jesuits, it took me about thirty seconds to decide which Jesuit’s cause I would champion. My first, and immediate, thought was of course Gerard Manley Hopkins. But then I removed the letter from its sub-file and read it again, and noted in the small print that the producers had barred Father Hopkins as a candidate. If we were allowed to pick him, apparently, he would feature in every single episode and be voted Top Jesuit time and time again. This seems to me a perfectly sensible outcome, which possibly explains why I am not a television producer.
Still, it didn’t take me long to work out who my second choice would be. It was Ninian MacNamara, who was the chaplain at my school for the latter half of my time there. He couldn’t hold a candle to Hopkins, of course, but he was in his own way a quite magnificent Jesuit.
In spite of the Irishry of his surname, Father MacNamara was a superbly English gent. He had the look, and the manner, of the MP Jacob Rees-Mogg – himself a Catholic – with the addition of a pair of rimless spectacles which lent him the air of a cartoon Nazi villain from the films. His voice, though not quite as posh as “Vox populi, vox Dei” Rees-Mogg, was a fine and resounding instrument. It had a tendency towards the high-pitched and declamatory, rather like Michael Palin’s voice in his “Oh Lord, ooh you are so big” sermon in The Meaning Of Life.
Though his chief concern was, no doubt, our immortal souls, most of his energies were devoted to our cultural improvement. Father Ninian, you see, like so many English Jesuits, was an intellectual. The only thing was, he did not seem to know very much. However, ignorance did not stop him from enriching our little brains, and I am thankful that, unlike Rita Byrne Tull’s trainee teacher friend, he never tried to convince us that the murderous psychopath Che Guevara was somehow kin to Christ. I do not recall Father Ninian ever mentioning politics at all – or, indeed, Christ, come to that.
His great contribution, for the sixth formers, was what I recall was dubbed the Culture Club. (I need hardly add that this was in the days before Boy George was a household name.) This was a weekly after school club where our chaplain would lead us in pursuits such as listening to classical music, reciting poetry, and discussing art. My charge that he did not seem to know much is based on one particular Club meeting, where he gave us a slide-show of portraits of writers, whom we were then invited to identify. Father Ninian didn’t seem to recognise many of them himself – though in retrospect perhaps he was (very skilfully) dissembling for our benefit. If so, he was a damned good actor.
My favourite session of the Culture Club, and one which is quite frankly unforgettable, was when he asked us to choose our favourite poets. But we were not asked to recite their poems – being a natural performer, Father Ninian took that duty on board himself. Now, this being the 1970s, there was of course one earnest young sixth-former whose brain had been frazzled by too much Bob Dylan. Before Sir Christopher Ricks and others took up the Dylan-as-great-poet baton, my schoolmate was already there. Dylan, he opined, stood alongside Wordsworth and Tennyson and all those dead fuddy-duddies, in fact he was probably the greatest poet of this or any other age.
Father Ninian, who was decisively unhip, seemed mildly amused by this encomium. To his credit, however, he treated it with respect, and, taking from my friend his well-thumbed and dog-eared copy of Writings And Drawings (1973), he picked a lyric to recite to us. His choice fell on A Hard Rain’s Gonna Fall, and he proceeded to declaim it to us, the whole damn thing, verses and chorus, very slowly and “significantly”, in that Michael Palin voice. It was at the same time one of the funniest and most excruciating episodes of my life. How I wish I’d had a concealed tape recorder!
After leaving school I never saw Father MacNamara again and, in truth, seldom gave him any thought. Yet to this day I cannot listen to A Hard Rain’s Gonna Fall without hearing his voice and recalling my desperately stifled giggles. For that reason alone he is a worthy candidate to be my favourite Jesuit, and if you watch the show, I hope you will vote for him and make him, for twenty-four hours at least, Top Jesuit.