Mr Key would like to draw to your attention a very promising new blog entitled The Pavilion Of Innocent Pastimes. Its onlie begetter is Hooting Yard’s Antipodean research boffin Glyn Webster. The latest postage, entitled A page from an O’Houlihan’s Wharf primer?, is particularly splendid, and is reproduced below, but do not let that deter you from making many, many visits to the site itself.
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Your chosen life-style will be immeasurably enriched by it’s regular consumption…
At last I have a place where I can constantly refer to you as an “antipodean”, Frank.