“Ministers of religion have always been attached to their orchards. Ever since the Serpent induced Eve to eat of a particular apple and Eve tempted Adam to do the same, the livelihood of the clergy has depended upon a proper appreciation of fruit.”
Hesketh Pearson, in his potted biography of the Reverend Samuel Ogden, “Boswell’s Bedside Author”, in Extraordinary People (1965)
Quick. If you can, tear yourself away from Hooting Yard just long enough to go to the Guardian. There’s a tree bark quiz:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/quiz/2010/jul/16/bark-cedric-pollet-prize-draw