Reader (and occasional Hooting Yard On The Air guest babbler) Alasdair Dickson forwards this intriguing email he received:
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Alasdair thinks this is spam, but I am not so sure. I think the sender is trying to tell him something, of great import, of world-shuddering significance.
I strongly suspect that Ubermungo™ is trying to communicate with the world outside of Hemoglobin Towers. The Hooting Yard artificial brain is become sentient.
Can’t wait for Ubermungo™ to send me the mail telling me it wants to deposit millions of pounds in my bank account.