Counterfeit Owls Posted on Saturday, 30 July, 2011 by Frank Key These are not real owls. Find out where they are perched here.
Lettuce for winos
R : I’m sure I have somewhere the recipe for that dish, I will have a rummage and see if I can find it.
I would be surprised if the research staff of Hooting Yard Mega-Corp were unaware of the recent ‘Owling’ phenomenon:
Apparently it’s the new ‘planking’ but cutting edge types are already abandoning ‘Owling’ for ‘Storking’.
Personally I prefer ‘Swaning’ (about).
I want to know why the fake owls are each given an antenna – the stubby metallic thing protruding from the back of it’s head. I expect it’s so that they can be remote-controlled to emit an eerie light from their eyes – the very sight of which will cause any man to contemplate his own impending mortality.