Here is possibly the finest ping-pong photograph ever snapped:
For further details, see the always intriguing Futility Closet (essential daily reading at Haemoglobin Towers).
Boris Johnson famously calls ping-pong whiff-whaff, but in its early days it was known on these shores as Gossima.
Oh, those wacky meteorologists.
They weren’t there the last time I stood in that spot.
Must’ve been half-time.
My friend Irish Mick, a talented cartoonist, once made a marvellous Christmas card of two angels playing table-tennis in the clouds. The caption: ‘Ping-pong merrily on high!’