For last night’s performance with Lepke B. at the Resonance104.4FM tenth birthday bash, I designated an area of the room as the mosh pit, for young persons to commandeer and do whatever it is young persons do in mosh pits. This shows, I think, that I have my finger on the pulse and have due regard to my audience.

I was taking my lead from that titanic twentieth-century pamphleteer Dobson, whose own mosh pit travails were recounted last year.